None of this is fuckin funny, but this logic is absurd.
"we had to attack to, because our ally was about to imminently attack, which would cause us to be attacked, so we attacked first"
SECRETARY RUBIO: There was absolutely an imminent threat. We knew that if Iran was attacked, even by someone else, they would immediately come after us and we were NOT going to sit there and absorb a blow before we responded.
